Hunting Joke

First of all,this is supposed to be comical,so i really wouldnt like to hear from any peta activists about hunting,yes,i am a sportsman i hunt,so here goes,hope you get a chuckle out of it(and understand what happened,only a joke)


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"